Uzilover91's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Donkey Kong Arcade Return]

Not bad....... But....

No Walljump!! You know, It was kinda needed on the harder levels of the game.

The Hammer looks wierd when you use it, like all jerky and shit.

The speed just generally feels a bit wierd, but then, its not the original.

But other than those couple of gripes, I think this is a good simulation of an arcade classic, and the Medals make it last a bit longer.

Plus that and I love how the games asks at the beginning...

"How High Can You Get?"

REAL fucking High!!!

LilDwarf responds:

Ahh this is true, I think I could do to wall jump, I remember that one haha

And that question, my friend, is a very good question ;)

[GunBlood]

Fair enough

Why is howard out of halifax in this game?

Any way, simple idea turned into a half decent flashgame

good good

Keep it up

[Undead End Hardcore]

Hey

Sticky controls!!!

When you are walking it sticks sometimes then you have to press the arrow key of the direction you are walking to resume normal movement.

Piss annoying

Anyway I really like the artstyle, Looks like it could be a mad neo geo arcade game, but the useless meelee attack is horrible.

A 2 player option would also be really sweet

Overall I'd say you did a good job, just iron out some of the bugs and create a kick ass meelee fighting system with combos and throws

4 out of 5

[Mario: Suicide Plumberman]

was that really it?

I smashed my fucking head on a stinking block?

What the fuck!?

[Road of the Dead]

Skids up!!!!

Ok First things first

BOOM HEADSHOT!!
How the fuck can a car get a headshot?!?

Those voiceovers ARE nice with the military crumbling apart on the radio but I HATE the main dudes voice, Sounds ratty as shit but then his names vinnie.
( isnt it? )

Anyway, Im MASSIVELY Impressed!

The zombies..... The zombies are fucking awesome, Well well well WELL Drawn and the just look grotesquely beautiful, especially when they are clinging on to the hood of the car, heh heh, and the gore is really well implemented.
also props for the super zombie, He is well cool!!!

Speaking of gore, The windscreen key....... :)

I never thought that would have worked but its fucking bad ass the way you implemented the whole windscreen mechanic, I orignally just thought it was for asthetics but when you get to brighton square that fucking windscreen saves your bacon more times than I'd like to say. also nice touch with the ability to punch out the windscreen.

The controls also, They are not fucking bad, Its pretty easy to weave in and about all the carnage and attempt to avoid those stupid pedestrians.

Although I know you added the horn to warn folk out the way I kinda feel it doesnt work, They just act a bit frenzied anyway, although Yeah Its pretty damn good for attracting stupid zombies.

The helicopter was a good idea too although IF you ever plan in making a sequel then add the option to shoot out the front/side.

( use the mouse pointer and click, that would have saved my hide from military knobs and stupid copters, Think about it please!)

OK Im going back to play this fucker, STILL NEED TO FINISH IT!!!
Still also need to play those other fucking modes!!! :3

[CatGame]

MEAAOOWW!!

This is pretty funny, Has a good sound track and the gameplay mechanics arent broken.

I like also How you didnt use stock sound of MEEIOOOWWW!!! as that would have pissed me off. By the way did you voice the tutorial cos It was quite amusing.

As for people Saying "cruelty to animals, I love cats Etc" I have two cats and I find this game funny as fuck, although I dont think I'll be shooting my cat at other cats with a slingshot anytime soon.

Oh yeah, while Im at it, THAT clown power-up...... Genius!

[H.A.W.X 2- The 8-bit game]

1942???

Very similar so I'll give you points for that but I really didnt like the "real" game.
This is better though.

Oh yeah and the guy whos ripping down guardian acorns........

There pretty decent, but then again

So yeah, Abandon the hawx thing and replace that with another war, Like nam or WW2.

Just nae afghanistan

That shits been done to death

[Flashlight zombie hunter]

Gay emo soundtrack

shit game
bad game mechanics

unoriginal

Just a bit shit then

[Super Mario Crossover]

I have Chortles!!!!

This is what mario jam on the nes would be like!!
Anywho, This game is so close to the NES edition its amazing
I would have rated this 5/5 just for that

But noooooo.......

Bill Rizer in SMB, Changes that game INSANELY!!
Once Hard as Fuck levels now spread gunned to death whilst I have a mad grinning session.

Simon belmonts game actually feels wierdly like a catlevania game, Due to the low amount of health. The jump mechanic was nailed for him aswell, Fuck when was simon decent at jumping?

Link Feels a little wierd but the downward sword move is a nice homage to Super smash bros

Samus is just standard samus but thats still ace, I dont think I've blown up a goomba with mines before

And megaman? Decent you put in the Fireman suit as his fireflower and the chargebeam....... Megaman is the crossover king wierd enough.

Truth be told I havent even been mario yet

The music is spot on, Its genius what you did with that, Builds up the kickass atmosphere

An 8 year old me would Literally Kill for this game
Hell Im even putting this on my top games for fucks sake

I wouldnt do that if it was a low quality badly animated mess which sorry.. I thought it was going to be

Fuck If you were to make this better........ I dunno

Add the double dragon bros?
Fuck know
Thank you for providing me with the chance to shoot the fuck out of the mushroom kingdom!!!!

[Chibi Knight]

He looks like the cutter guy off Kirby

You know the guy with the spinning boomerang.... thing

Not bad game though