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Donkey Kong Arcade Return Donkey Kong Arcade Return

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad....... But....

No Walljump!! You know, It was kinda needed on the harder levels of the game.

The Hammer looks wierd when you use it, like all jerky and shit.

The speed just generally feels a bit wierd, but then, its not the original.

But other than those couple of gripes, I think this is a good simulation of an arcade classic, and the Medals make it last a bit longer.

Plus that and I love how the games asks at the beginning...

"How High Can You Get?"

REAL fucking High!!!


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LilDwarf responds:

Ahh this is true, I think I could do to wall jump, I remember that one haha

And that question, my friend, is a very good question ;)


The Sagittarian 2 The Sagittarian 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Interactive Comic book!!

It may as well be, and normally that would be a negative comment, but I love this fucking game.

The artwork is hugely reminiscent of Tony moores artwork for the original 5 (or was it six?) issues of the walking dead. I fucking LOVE tony moores zombies and the way your zombies looks is spot on.

Give your art guy a pat on the back! :D

The story isnt that similar to walking dead, which is a good thing, because you inject way more humour into this. Made me chuckle a few times. Yeah.... Sage is the fucking man!!

And finally, that soundtrack!! Fuck!! I need to download that shit! Thats honestly what I want to listen to in the zombie apoclypse!!

Make another sequel. Pleeeeeease?
go on, you know you want to.

5 out of motherfucking 5 man!!


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Dead Space Invaders Dead Space Invaders

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Cool Mash up

Dead Space Meets space invaders!!

Cool idea but I think you should have made more stages then I would be playing that.

Make a sequel!!


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Super Ryucopter Super Ryucopter

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I came up with this idea years ago!!!

Well in my version (which exists in my head) Ryu just starts flying the he flys into r-type or gradius. Nover thought about ken being a mad cannon hadoken guy thing.

Pretty solid gameply with a Killer Idea!!



No Time to Explain No Time to Explain

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

MY RIBS ARE IN MY EYES!!!

Well that was a fucking awesome intro, pretty good gameplay and a sense of humour and I like all those things.

The gameplay kindo reminds me of lunar lander with a huge laser gun.

Nice work man!!!



GunBlood GunBlood

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fair enough

Why is howard out of halifax in this game?

Any way, simple idea turned into a half decent flashgame

good good

Keep it up


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Undead End Hardcore Undead End Hardcore

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hey

Sticky controls!!!

When you are walking it sticks sometimes then you have to press the arrow key of the direction you are walking to resume normal movement.

Piss annoying

Anyway I really like the artstyle, Looks like it could be a mad neo geo arcade game, but the useless meelee attack is horrible.

A 2 player option would also be really sweet

Overall I'd say you did a good job, just iron out some of the bugs and create a kick ass meelee fighting system with combos and throws

4 out of 5



Double Panda Double Panda

Rated 3 / 5 stars

What the shit?

I thought this was going to be double dragon but with pandas

Instead its a 3 out of 5 platformer



Don't Shit Your Pants Don't Shit Your Pants

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great!!!

This was alot of fun and I havent laughed so hard at shit in a long time.

Who goe's to the toilet and forgets to take off their Breeks?



Mario: Suicide Plumberman Mario: Suicide Plumberman

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

was that really it?

I smashed my fucking head on a stinking block?

What the fuck!?


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